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October 05 2017

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pochowek:

Anatomy of a reddit comment chain

punkitus:

tardisesandtitans:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

dpdgrantaire:

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

YES

advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person

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yourphysicsiskarkatrocious:

JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.

JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE. WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A HERDIER?

MEOWTH: I LIKED THE OLD OATH BETTER…

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maxiesatanofficial:

wikilifeadvice:

stop your addiction to being right

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

targuzzler:

saladsaladnovski:

targuzzler:

Need a good ol non-sexual foot massage

Wish you didn’t have to specify “non-sexual”

Me too

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kittykittyredcat:

lizawithazed:

doctorgoodsmells:

cmder:

doctorgoodsmells:

whales are already too big i dont need this image in my head

@filibusterfrog
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wigglychairleg:

parks-and-rex:

minteamanatee:

ruinedchildhood:

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

reblog this in 3008

i’m prepared.

image

This will be so terrifying when in 3008 if Tumblr is still tumblin all these dead blogs just suddenly post the same thing

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radicalmercy:

“CONCIERGE”

big-boss-official:

Hey Tumblr don’t get offended but ummm… party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time

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pacificrim:

wetorturedsomefolks:

corpse-milf:

igorbloodscene:

justfeminismthings, and the brainwashing education system.

You sent your daughter to school and now she has opinions and won’t suck my dick this is objectively bad

do you think these people ever confront the fact that “don’t allow women access to higher education so that they’ll stay traditional and subservient” is literally taliban politics

justfeminismthings, gettting a haircut

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elf-fury:

“I’m trying”

dynastylnoire:

bace-jeleren:

Today a customer at self-checkout was having trouble with her avocadoes and I came over and told her the machine needed her to input how many she had because we charge avocadoes by amount and not by weight. And this woman turned to me, angrier than a woman just buying some produce at 7 am should be and said “I SHOULDN’T BE EXPECTED TO KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE”. Like I didn’t even have anything to say in response to that, I just sort of apologized and looked in her damn bag and typed in the amount for her.


She had two whole, entire avocadoes by the way.

When people tell me they are worried self check out will wipe out cashiers I always snicker.

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glumshoe:

pishposh-habberdash:

glumshoe:

King Louie from The Jungle Book is a reverse furry.

Do u ever think before u post ship because

fucking obviously not

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