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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME
BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP
AND A NAP-NAP IT HAD
UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED
It must have been counting the sheep as it herded them
Oh, man, I can’t help but try my hand at this:
My naym is dog
I wurk the farm
I see the flocke
Comes tu no harme
And wen I’m dun
With ayl the sheep
I jumpe on top
I go tu sleepe
a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them
comic books are bad
i take it back this is fucking amazing
neapolitan cerberus
GOOD. QUALITY. CONTENT.
Did anyone else get the vibe that these two were totally girlfriends
Especially when Antiope died… That scream of devastation the brunette unleashed was more emotional than any Nicholas Sparks movie I’ve ever seen.
They were def girlffriends.
drained of blood, the heart is white
woah
No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.
This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts - or kidneys or livers or whatever - is beautiful. Science is beautiful.
And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.
So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.
me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.
An avatar the last airbender AU where everything is the same except Toph yells “YEET” whenever she throws a rock
Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?
We were all that guy once.
If anybody needs me I’m up here
Theory: Todd Howard is trapped inside Skyrim and can only communicate with the outside world by releasing slightly different versions, each containing a clue on how to free him
happy pride
This is the gay agenda jsyk
I just want Lars to be happy with himself
If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.
I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
in a group trying to get people’s attention but they keep talking over you
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)